Hate Mail

Craig Ballantyne, creator of Turbulence Training, recently found the following threatening post on his TT members website:

Dear Craig:

I am the spokescell for Dan's fat cells. We hate you. We knew we were in trouble when Dan woke up at 4:30AM on a SUNDAY!

He did workout 1 from Hardcore Fat Loss, and we are hurting. For starters, the triple press was difficult, although we really enjoyed when our enemies, the muscle fibers, were screaming bloody murder, that made us feel good. But then, doing 20 deadlifts, we couldn't hear the muscles screaming over the shrieks of pain from my fellow fat cells.

We thought it was over, but then Dan decided to do a 4x6 3-minute arms circuit. Jeez. We know he's not in the NBA, nor does he yet deserve to be, but he was giving it his all to be among those elite TT-ers.

Finally, the intervals...oh those intervals. No treadmill for Dan today...oh noooooo...he did 30/60 intervals using burpees for the intervals. While we hate that infernal treadmill, that was the worst thing we've ever gone through.

Craig Ballantyne, we fat cells hate you. Since we are falling off of Dan's body, we are going to band together, come up to Canada and picket you wherever you go. We're sure there are many of us who have been looking for new jobs since you came around, so we will band together and make your life difficult.

We miss playing w/ Dan's kids when they would poke us and call him "Squishy".

We HATE you, Craig. We're meltingggggg!

W/ much hate.

-Dan's fat cells



There's a lot of serious fat loss going on with the TT members but there's always time for fun on the forum.

If you're interested in having your fat cells threaten Craig Ballantyne, check out www.TurbulenceTraining.com
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Turbulence Training Membership Fees Increasing

If you've ever considered investing in the TT members website, you've got a decision to make (unless you're independently wealthy). Craig Ballantyne, creator of Turbulence Training is raising rates on Monday, September 15th for his TT members site.

As a member, you get access to tons of content- articles, videos, monthly workouts, interviews, as well as the TT members forum. A key ingredient to fat loss success is social support and besides Craig himself, forum members are extremely helpful. You'll find tips on everything from motivation to healthy recipes to recommended fitness products.

If you sign up for the Platinum membership (which averages out to just around $16 a month), you get every Turbulence Training program Craig has designed for the last 7 years. Even if for some crazy reason you don't renew next year, you will have workout programs to last you for years!

I know some of you easily spend more than $16 a month on Starbucks or getting your nails done. A healthy, trimmer body is worth at least that much, isn't it?

Monday is also the last day to sign up for the latest Transformation Contest (to get the full 12 weeks).

You can check that out here --> TT Transformation Contest